"WHY AM I NOT STANDARD PROTOCOL??"

so despite almost going blind last friday morning, dont wanna talk about it, my weekend was THE SHIT. partied 2 nights in a row. drink drank drunk vomit repeat.

jerika, i am going to drag u down to envie this weekend, and u owe me big time for missing out. so its a must for you to drink twice the amount me and jasmine drank on friday and saturday, which was a fucking shitload. ah, the perks of having bartender friends :p

im broke. exhausted. and could really use a shower.